Malemba khumi a Hilarious About Internet

Webusaitiyi ndi gwero lodabwitsa la chidziwitso, koma imakhalanso nthabwala za nthabwala zambiri za owonetsera TV, nyenyezi za mafilimu, ndi ndale. Kaya ndizokongoletsa mwachangu kapena ayi, ndemanga zotsutsa zomwe zikuwonetsa Webusaiti ndi intaneti zili bwino kuwerenga. Pano pali zinthu khumi zokongola zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito pa intaneti.

01 pa 11

Homer Simpson

• "O, kotero iwo ali ndi intaneti pa makompyuta tsopano!"
• "Ndipo chidziwitso chodziwika bwino chinasonyeza munthu wamba zomwe nerd amaganiza za Star Trek."
• "Eya, atsikana a pa intaneti ... ndikapita nawo pa Intaneti tsiku lililonse!"
• "Intaneti? Kodi chinthucho chikhalirebe?"
• "Ana ndi abwino kwambiri, Apu. Mungawaphunzitse kudana ndi zomwe mumadana nazo ndipo amadzikuza okha, zomwe zili pa intaneti ndi zonse."
• "Pa malo onse pa intaneti yonse, ndinkangokhalira kuwombera."

02 pa 11

Donald Trump

• "Ndikutsimikiza kuti helo salola anthu omwe akufuna kutipha ndi kupha fuko lathu kugwiritsa ntchito intaneti."
• "Tikusowa anthu ambiri chifukwa cha intaneti. Tiyenera kupita kukawona Bill Gates ndi anthu osiyanasiyana omwe amadziwa zomwe zikuchitika. Tiyenera kulankhula nawo, mwina m'madera ena, kutsegula intaneti mwanjira ina. Wina ati, 'O ufulu wa kulankhula, ufulu wa kulankhula.' Awa ndi anthu opusa, tili ndi anthu opusa ambiri. "
• "(Poyankha funso lokhudza ma intaneti) Pofika pa cyber, ndikuvomereza mbali za zomwe mlembi Clinton adanena. Tiyenera kukhala bwino kuposa wina aliyense, ndipo mwina sitili. Sindikudziwa kuti aliyense akudziwa kuti Ndi Russia yomwe inalowerera ku DNC, ikukamba Russia, Russia, Russia-sindiri, mwinamwake zinali choncho, ndikutanthauza kuti zikhoza kukhala Russia koma zikhoza kukhala China komanso zikhoza kukhala anthu ena ambiri. Kungakhalenso munthu wokhala pampando wawo wolemera mapaundi 400, chabwino? "

03 a 11

Dave Barry

• "Intaneti ndi chitukuko chofunikira kwambiri m'modzi mwa mbiri ya chilankhulo cha anthu kuyambira pakuyambanso kwa kuyitana."
• "Kodi, intaneti ndi chiyani kwenikweni? Ndizomwe zimagwiritsira ntchito makina onse padziko lonse kuti athe kusinthanitsa deta kotero kuti kompyuta iliyonse, paliponse, yomwe ili ndi chipangizo chotchedwa 'modem', ikhoza kupanga phokoso ngati bakha lokhazikika pa kazoo. "
• "Pamene mukuwononga malingaliro anu osayang'ana, opotoza ubongo pa TV, ife pa intaneti tikusinthanana, momasuka ndi momasuka, osadziletsa, okondana kwambiri, inde, zowopsya zokhudza zochitika zathu" CONFIG.SYS "."

04 pa 11

George Bush

• "Kodi misewu ikuluikulu pa intaneti idzakhala yochepa kwambiri?"
• "Ndikumva kuti pali mphekesera za Internets zomwe tidzakhala nazo."
• "Chimodzi mwa zinthu zomwe ndagwiritsa ntchito pa Google ndiko kukokera mapu . Ndizosangalatsa kuwona - Ndayiwala dzina la pulogalamuyi - koma mumapeza satelesi, ndipo mungathe, ngati ndikufuna Yang'anani pa mundawu. Zimandikumbutsa kumene ndimafuna nthawi zina. "
• "Titha kukhala ndi fyuluta pa Internets kumene ndalama zimagwiritsidwa ntchito."

05 a 11

Dennis Miller

• "Anthu ndi anthu, amanena zomwe akufuna, sichoncho?" Amakonda kunena izo kudutsa mpanda pomwe anali kupachika kusamba.
• "Zimene sindingathe kuzidziwa ndi anthu omwe amavomereza kuchoka pamsika wawo panopa. Mutha kupita ku intaneti tsopano ndikuwona mawonekedwe a cybergeeks omwe amalemba nanosecond iliyonse ya miyoyo yawo - njoka iliyonse, kuphulika kulikonse, lamulo lililonse loletsa iwo ndi William Shatner - ndikuwombera pa intaneti. Zonsezi zimadzutsa funso losangalatsa lafilosofi: Kodi mungatulutse bwanji moyo wanu pamene mulibe moyo poyamba? "
• "Chifukwa mofanana ndi moyo, mu imfa sitingathe kukana zinthu zatsopano ndi zabwino koposa." Ndikutanthauza, chikhomo chokhala ndi intaneti pafupipafupi? Ndipatseni mpumulo. "

06 pa 11

Al Gore

• "Ndikagwira ntchito ku United States Congress, ndinayamba kupanga Intaneti ."
• "Tsiku limene ndinanena mawuwa, ndikupanga intaneti, ndatopa chifukwa ndinkangogwiritsa ntchito Camcorder usiku wonse."

07 pa 11

Jon Stewart

• "Intaneti ndi dziko lokhalo lozungulira m'masukulu."
• "Zozizwitsa zisanu ndi ziwiri zomwe zimapindulitsa bwino zomwe anthu apindula pazaka 2,000 zapitazi zidzatsimikiziridwa ndi voti ya intaneti ... kotero yang'anani mbali za Howard Stern kuti zibwere muNo. 1."
• "Usiku watha tinali ndi Carol Moseley Braun pulogalamuyi akundifotokozera chifukwa chake ayenera kukhala pulezidenti wotsatira wa United States. Ndikafika kunyumba usiku womwewo, fufuzani pa intaneti, ndipo adathamanga mpikisano. Ndikulingalira kuti pulezidenti wadziko lonseli anali nthano yoti apite pulogalamuyi. Gore anachita chinthu chomwecho. "
• "Tiyeni tilankhule za dziko lenileni kwa kanthawi." Tidakambiranapo kale, ndipo ine ... ndikufuna kuti ndikubweretsereni izi kale za dziko lenileni, ndipo ndikuganiza kuti ndi nthawi yabwino ngati iliyonse. Ndimadziwa bwino kuti ndikuyika izi, kotero ndikukhala osasamala, timapweteka, chonde musakhale openga, ndikudziwa kuti tikuyenera kuti tidzakhale bwino kwambiri kuposa dziko lomwe tinapatsidwa. Sindikudziwa ngati mwakhala mukutsata nkhani posachedwa, koma tangokhala patali. Pakati penipeni pa khadi la golide lopindula ndi malingaliro odzikuza a ufumu wamuyaya, tinamva phokoso la pinging, ndipo Chabwino, ndiye chinthu chodabwitsa changofera pa ife, choncho ndikupepesa. "

08 pa 11

Senemaat Ted Stevens

• " Mafilimu khumi akukhamukira pa Intaneti, Internet, ndi zomwe zimachitika pa intaneti yanu ndekha Tsiku lina ndinapeza ... intaneti inatumizidwa ndi antchito anga pa 10 koloko Lachisanu. ] Chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa chakuti zakhala zikugwedezeka ndi zinthu zonsezi zikupita pa intaneti pa malonda. "
• "Iwo akufuna kupereka zambiri zochuluka pa intaneti, ndipo kachiwiri, intaneti si chinachake chimene mumangotaya chinachake. Siri galimoto yayikulu. Ndizo mndandanda wa ma tubes. Ndipo ngati simukumvetsa, ma tubes akhoza kudzazidwa ndipo ngati ali odzaza, mutayika uthenga wanu, amalowa mu mzere ndipo amachedwa kuchedwa ndi aliyense yemwe amaika mu chubu chachikulucho, zinthu zambirimbiri. "

09 pa 11

Bill Maher

• "Zili zomvetsa chisoni kwambiri kuti muzaka zamtunduwu simungapeze zambiri m'mitu ya anthu - malinga ngati mutalemba chinachake pa intaneti ndipo musawonjezere LOL - ndi zoona:" Sindikudziwa kuti ndi Mkhristu. "- Sindidziwa kuti ndi nyama yamphongo, Jay.
• "Ndili ndi lingaliro lakuti intaneti imapangitsa anthu kukhala osaganizira - komanso FOX News imapangitsa anthu kukhala opusa."

10 pa 11

Hugh Laurie mu "Nyumba, MD"

• "Zopatsirana kapena zachilengedwe ... zomwe tikuyenera kuchita ndizowona tizilombo toyambitsa matenda, tizilombo toyambitsa matenda, tizilombo toyambitsa matenda, tizilombo toyambitsa matenda, tizilombo toyambitsa matenda, tizilombo toyambitsa matenda, poizoni, mankhwala kapena mafilimu okhudza zolaula. zinthu. "
• "Iwe umapeza mankhwalawa, iwe umathamanga kuphunzirira kwako." "Iwe sudzapeza kalikonse, koma ine ndidzipezera ofesi kwa ine ndekha." Pali zithunzi zambiri zolaula zomwe zimayendetsa pa intaneti.

11 pa 11

The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)

• "Mukudziwa, ngati zili" zokhumudwitsa "kugwiritsa ntchito intaneti, ma satellites a ndege ndi ndege za robot kuti apeze nyumba yodzaza ndi maonekedwe abwino kwambiri kuti ndikhoze kuwataya mosayembekezereka bwino, ndikuwopsya."
• "Eya, ayi, tinayambitsa stereo pansi potumiza chizindikiro padziko lonse kudzera pa intaneti."
• "Kumbukirani pamene munayesera kuphunzira kusambira kuchokera pa intaneti?"