Kodi Mwayamba Kukhala Mtsinje wa Joke?

Anzanu a Techie Aganizireni Ndinu Opusa Ngati Akuuzani Zina Zomwe Mukuzidziwa

Mwamvapo kale za vuto la wosuta ? Ndi njira yovomerezeka yonena kuti kompyuta yanu, foni, kapena zipangizo zina zomwe zikuwoneka kuti zikukumana ndi mavuto sizomwe zimayambitsa vuto ... muli .

Tiyerekeze kuti mumagula okamba nkhani zakunja kwa laputopu yanu, mumazigwirizanitsa, ndipo sizigwira ntchito. Pali vuto lenileni ngati mwachita zonse zoyenera, koma ndizolakwika ngati mukupitiliza kuwaponya mu maikolofoni m'malo mwa chovala chakumutu.

Mwa kuyankhula kwina, kulakwitsa kwa osuta ndikulankhulana ndi chitukuko-cholopa kwa kulakwitsa, ndipo ife tonse timapanga iwo. Poganizira momwe zipangizo zamakono zilili zovuta kwambiri, sizodabwitsa kuti zolakwa zambiri zimapangidwa ndi makompyuta, mafoni, makompyuta ... mumatchula izo.

Mwamwayi, mnzanu wapamtima, IT imathandiza othandizira, kapena chithandizo cha chitukuko, nthawi zina, gwiritsani ntchito chidziwitso chanu chopanda nzeru kuti muzisangalatsa zolakwika zanu.

Simungadziwe kusiyana pakati pa nkhani ya EEOC, HAL, kapena ID-10T, koma techie mukupempha thandizo kuchokera kutero ... ndipo akudziwa kuti simukutero. Chimodzi mwa izo ndi vuto lenileni, ndipo zina ziwiri sizo zabwino-njira zokuseka iwe popanda kudziwa!

Pano pali mndandandanda wa mauthenga omwe amachititsa kuti mutchule zomwe mukufuna kuti muzinene: ndiwe wamatsenga .

ID-10T: Cholakwika cha "IDIOT"

Ndiko kulondola - ichi chimapita kumtima kwa icho.

Amatchulidwa ngati tee-ten-tee , iyi ndi "wokonda wakale" pakati pa tech-savvy.

Icho chimachokera pa lirime ndipo zimamveka ngati chovomerezeka ngati china chilichonse cha kompyuta chomwe mungamve.

"Hey Bob! Eya, nkhani yanu ndi mouse yanu imakhala ngati cholakwika cha ID-10T.

Nthabwala za ID-10T zatsala pang'ono kufika pamtundu wamba. Dzifunseni nokha mwayi ngati simunaperekedwe kwa inu pano.

PEBKAC: Vuto Lilipo Pakati Pa Keyboard Ndi Mpando

Mzanga wanu wachinyamata amaseketsa, sichoncho? Mmene mungapangire mapu kuti mumvetsetse vuto lanu!

Izi zimatchulidwa ngati mawu, otchulidwa ngati peb-kak . Kawirikawiri osati, ndikuona PEBKAC ikuzungulira mkati mwa magulu othandizira chithandizo kuti mwina simunamve nokha.

"Ine ndikulumbira ... palibe kanthu koma PEBKAC imayitana lero."

Nthawi zina mudzawona ichi ngati PEBCAK (kusinthana mpando ndi makina ). Nthawi zina mudzawona makompyuta kapena kuyang'anitsitsa kusinthana ndi makiyi , kupanga mitundu yosiyana siyana pa iyi, monga PEBCAC kapena PEBMAC.

PICNIC ndi yowonjezereka ndikuwona mobwerezabwereza masiku ano, mwinamwake chifukwa ndi kovuta kukumbukira. Izi zikuyimira Mavuto Mu Mpando Osati M'kakompyuta .

EEOC: Zida Zogwiritsa Ntchito Mphamvu Zogwira Ntchito

Izi zimveka ngati zothandiza kwambiri moti sizikumveka.

"Tawonani, ife tayesera chirichonse ndikuganiza ndi EEOC chabe, osati zambiri zomwe ndingathe kukuchitirani."

Cholinga apa chili bwino kwambiri: simuli wanzeru kuti mugwiritse ntchito zilizonse zomwe mukukumana nazo.

RTFM: Werengani Freaking Manual

Izi ndizo zowonjezera kukwiya kwambiri kuposa mawu okhudza nzeru zanu.

"Vuto lalikulu ... likumveka ngati mukufuna RTFM!"

Mapulogalamu ena apaderawa ali ndi kusiyana pa gawo la 'F' limene sindidzakuwuzani.

Mutu 18: Vuto Ndilo 18 "Kutulukira Pulogalamuyo

Chiyanjano china "chapafupi" apa.

"Sindikudziwa chomwe ndikuuzeni, chikhale Code 18, chimene sindingathe kuchita."

MaseĊµero awa amatsenga ndi Code 40 kapena Cholakwika 40 , kotero musalole centimeter yanu-kugwiritsira ntchito anzanu akugwedeza limodzi ndi inu.

Chonde dziwani, kuti pali kwenikweni mphotho ya Code 18 yomwe mungadziwonere nokha - ndi chilolezo cha Chipangizo Chadongosolo . Ayi, si Bill Gates akukupatsani nthawi yovuta - zikutanthawuza kuti mukufunikira kubwezeretsa madalaivala a chipangizo chilichonse chomwe mukuchiwona mu Device Manager .

Gawo 8: Ndi Inuyo

Mchitidwe wa OSI ndi njira yowonera momwe makompyuta amathandizira. Mzere wosanjikizika kwambiri ndi Mzere 1 , wosanjikizika , ndipo umathera pa Gawo 7 , wosanjikizidwa -omwe iwe ndi ine timagwirizana nawo.

Ngati mumabweretsa chitsanzo cha OSI, mumapeza Gawo 8 (inu), Gawo 9 (bungwe lanu), ndi Layer 10 (boma lanu).

"Ndayang'ana vuto lanu kumbali zonse ndipo ndatsimikiza kuti ndilo gawo lachigawo 8."

Ichi ndi chimodzi mwa njira zowonetsera aliyense popanda chiwerengero cha IT.

Cholakwika Chogwiritsa Ntchito Wowonjezera Nsanje

Pano pali mndandanda wambiri wa nthabwala zosasokoneza, makamaka powerenga kuti muthe kuyankha moyenera, koma tiyeni tikhale oona mtima ... nthawi zina amasangalala kutulutsa, komanso.

1K Buffer Zimatanthawuza kuti munthu sangakwanitse kuphunzira (1K ndizochepa)
C2K Mpando wachiwiri 2 Keyboard issue
CBE Cholakwika Chokhazikitsidwa ndi Mpweya
Code 18 Vuto liri 18 "kutali ndi chinsalu
EBCAC Cholakwika pakati pa kompyuta ndi mpando
EBK Zolakwitsa Pambuyo Pachibodibodi
EEOC Zida Zoposa Mphamvu Zogwiritsa Ntchito
ESO Zida zosavuta kuposa Operekera
Cholakwika cha HKI Kulakwitsa kwadongosolo la anthu
Olakwitsa I / O Chilakolako chosadziwika cha Operekera (kuchokera kuphulo lolowetsa / kutuluka)
Cholakwika cha ID-10T Cholakwika cha "IDOT"
Mzere 8 Ndiwe Mzere 8 muchitsanzo cha OSI
OHE Cholakwika cha Operator Headspace
PEBKAC Vuto Lilipo Pakati pa Keyboard ndi Mpando
PICNIC Vuto Mu Wachiwiri Osati M'kakompyuta
RCSO Yambitsani Kompyutala, Operekera Wopuma
RTFM Werengani buku la Freaking
TSTO Opusa kwambiri kuti agwire ntchito
UPI Mtundu Wopatsa Maganizo

Ngakhale palibe yemwe akuyenera kukhala ndi "nthabwala" zapamwambazi zomwe zaponyedwa pa iwo, pali zinthu zingapo zimene mungachite kuti mugwirizanitse ndi chithandizo cha chitukuko, kapena ngakhale bwenzi lanu labwino lamaphunziro, atapambana kwambiri.

Onani Mmene Mungayankhulire ndi Chatekinoloje Chithandizo pa chilichonse chomwe mukufuna kudziwa.