Glossary of Common Texting Machaputala ndi Web Jargon

Dikishonale ya mauthenga amasiku ano

Lero, zonse zokhudzana ndi intaneti. Mauthenga athu ayenera kukhala ofiira ndi ofunika kwambiri pa kujambula koma tikufunikira kunyamula uthenga wogwira mtima pamodzi ndi zowonjezera zowonjezera ulemu ndi ulemu.

Zambirimbiri zowonongeka pamagulu zimayambitsa. Poyambirira zafupika, chida chatsopano chimatipulumutsa kuti tiwone TY (zikomo) ndi YW (ndinu olandiridwa). Mitsuko yatsopano imaperekanso malingaliro odzidzimutsa ndi maonekedwe aumwini ('O RLY', 'FML', 'OMG,' ' YWA ').

Pansipa mupeza mndandanda wa mauthenga amtundu wamakono komanso mauthenga. Zonsezi zikhoza kutchulidwa m'munsimu kapena mausitala ngati nkhani yaumwini.

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HMU

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HMU - Hit Me Up

Izi zimagwiritsidwa ntchito kunena "zondilankhulani" kapena "zindifikitseni kuti ndizitsatira izi". Ndi njira yamakono yamakono yoitanira munthu kuti alankhulane nawe patsogolo.
Chitsanzo:

Mtumiki 1: Nditha kugwiritsa ntchito malangizo pa kugula iPhone bersus kugula Android foni.

Wopusa 2: Hmm, ndinawerenga nkhani yaikulu poyerekeza mafoni awiri omwewa. Ndili ndi chiyanjano kwinakwake.

Mtumiki 1: Wangwiro, HMU! Tumizani chiyanjanocho ngati mungathe!
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FTW

FTW = "kupambana!". Getty

FTW - Kwa Win

FTW ndikulumikiza intaneti mwachangu. Ngakhale panali tanthawuzo lamaseri m'zaka zapitazo, FTW lero kawirikawiri imayimira "For Win". Ndichiwonetsero cha changu. "FTW" ndi ofanana ndi kunena "izi ndi zabwino" kapena "chinthu ichi chidzapangitsa kusiyana kwakukulu, ndikupangira kugwiritsa ntchito"! "
  • Mwachitsanzo "anti-lock braking, ftw!"
  • Mwachitsanzo "spellchecker, ftw!"
  • Mwachitsanzo "Zakudya zochepa za carb, ftw
* Zaka zambiri zapitazo, FTW inali ndi tanthauzo lalikulu kwambiri. Werengani zambiri za FTW apa ...
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OMG (AMG)

OMG = 'O mulungu wanga'. Mieth / Getty

OMG - O Mulungu Wanga!

Komanso: AMG - Ah, Mulungu Wanga!

OMG, monga 'O Gawd', ndi mawu omwe amavomerezedwa kwambiri ndi mantha kapena kudabwa.

Chitsanzo cha OMG:

  • (oyambirira kugwiritsa ntchito :) OMG ! Mphaka yanga inangoyendayenda pangolo yanga ndikuyambitsa imelo yanga!
  • (LOLZ :) :) Mwina kitty akuyang'ana pa eBay bids! ROFLMAO!

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WTF

WTF = "Kodi F * ck" ?. West / Getty

WTF - Kodi F * ck?

Izi ndizowonetseratu kusokonezeka ndi chisokonezo. Zina ngati 'OMG', 'WTF' imagwiritsidwa ntchito pamene chochitika chowopsya chinachitika, kapena nkhani zina zosayembekezereka ndi zosokoneza zinangotumizidwa.

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WBU

WBU = 'Bwanji za iwe?'. Barwick / Getty

WBU - Nanga Bwanji Inu?

Mawu awa amagwiritsidwa ntchito pa zokambirana zaumwini kumene maphwando awiriwa amadziwa bwino. Mawuwa amagwiritsidwa ntchito mobwerezabwereza kuti afunse maganizo a munthu wina, kapena kuti awone ngati ali ndi chitonthozo chotani.

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ZINTHU

'Props' = 'ulemu woyenera ndi kuzindikira'. Boma / Getty

ZOYENERA - Kulemekeza ndi Kuvomerezeka

"Props" ndi ndondomeko yotanthauza "Kuzindikiritsidwa Kwabwino" kapena "Kulemekeza Choyenera". Ma Props amagwiritsidwa ntchito mobwerezabwereza ndi mawu akuti "kwa (wina)". Monga njira yodabwitsa yosonyeza luso la wina kapena kupindula, malowa akhala akufala kwambiri m'malemba amakono ndi mauthenga a imelo.

Chitsanzo cha ntchito zamagetsi:

  • (Wothandizira 1) Zowonjezera Zowonjezera! Msonkhano umeneyu wapereka unali wabwino kwambiri.
  • ( Wothandizira 2) Mhm , maulendo akuluakulu ku Suresh, zedi. Iye adawachotsa ena onse pamsonkhano. Iye anayika ntchito zambiri mu izo, ndipo izo zasonyeza kwenikweni sabata ino.
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IDC

IDC = 'Sindikusamala'. Brick House / Getty

IDC - Sindikusamala

Mungagwiritse ntchito IDC pamene mukuyesera kupanga chisankho ndi mnzanuyo, ndipo muli otsegulidwa kuzinthu zambiri. Ngakhale kuti IDC nthawi zambiri imakhala yosasangalatsa, nthawi zina imatha kusonyeza malingaliro oipa, choncho ndi bwino kugwiritsa ntchito mawuwa ndi anzanu osati anthu atsopano.

Mwachitsanzo, Mtumiki 1: Tikhoza kukumana kumsika woyamba, kenako kupita ku kanema m'galimoto imodzi, kapena tonse timakumana nawo kutsogolo kwa tiketi ya mafilimu. Kodi mungakonde?

Mwachitsanzo, User 2: IDC, mumasankha.

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W / E

W / E = 'chilichonse'. Creative / Getty

W / E - Chilichonse

W / E ndi mawu osamveka komanso achinyengo, omwe amagwiritsidwa ntchito ngati njira yonyansa yochepetsera ndemanga za wina. Imeneyi ndi njira yonena kuti 'Sindikufuna kukangana ndi mfundo iyi,' kapena 'sindimagwirizana, koma sindikusamala kuti ndiyankhe.' Mofanana ndi zinthu zambiri zowonongeka-zamwano, mawu awa ndi mawonekedwe a nkhanza zokhudzana ndi shuga.

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NSFW

NSFW = 'yosatetezeka kuntchito' kuyang'ana. Dimitri Otis / Getty

NSFW - Osatetezedwa Kuwona Ntchito

Amagwiritsidwa ntchito kuchenjeza wolandirayo kuti asatsegule uthenga ku ofesi kapena pafupi ndi ana aang'ono chifukwa uthengawu uli ndi chiwerewere kapena chokhumudwitsa. Kawirikawiri, NSFW imagwiritsidwa ntchito pamene owerenga amakonda kutulutsa nthabwala zosayenera kapena mavidiyo osayenera kwa anzawo. Poganizira kuti anthu mamiliyoni ambiri amawerenga imelo yawo kuntchito, chenjezo la NSFW ndi lothandiza populumutsa anthu omwe angachite manyazi ndi antchito anzawo kapena oyang'anira. Zambiri "

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RTFM

RTFM = 'werengani f * cking manual'. Fox Pictures / Getty
RTFM - Werengani Buku la F * cking

Ili ndi yankho laukali komanso losaleza mtima limene limati "funso lanu lingayankhidwe mosavuta ndi chidziwitso chofunikira cha ntchito kapena kuwerenga malemba olembedwa".

Mudzawona RTFM ikugwiritsidwa ntchito muzitukuko zakukambirana, masewera a pa Intaneti, ndi kuyankhulana kwa imelo maofesi. Pafupifupi nthawi zonse, kugwiritsidwa ntchito kumachokera kwa wodwala wamphamvu yemwe akung'unyoza wina chifukwa chofunsa funso lofunika.

Komabe, nthawi zina, munthu amene akufunsayo adzayenerera chidani ngati funso lawo ndi lofunika kwambiri moti limasonyeza kusagwirizana.

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TTT

TTT = 'pamwamba' / 'bump'. meme screenshot

TTT - Kupita Kumtunda

Amatchedwanso 'Bump'

Chidule ichi chikugwiritsidwa ntchito kukankhira kukambilana kokalamba pamwamba pa mndandanda wamakono. Mungachite izi kuti mulimbikitse zokambirana musanaiwale.

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WB

'WB' = 'Takulandirani!'. Edwards / Getty

WB - Mwalandiriranso Kumbuyo

Mawu okondweretsa awa ndi ofala m'madera a intaneti (mwachitsanzo, masewero a MMO), kapena kukambirana kwa IM nthawi zonse ku madesiki a anthu. Pamene munthu akuyimira "kubwerera" kuti alengeze kubwerera kwawo ku makompyuta / foni, mitundu ina ya chipani 'WB' kuti imulonjere.

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SMH

SMH = 'kugwedeza mutu wanga'. Usmani / Getty

SMH - Kugwedeza mutu Wanga

SMH imagwiritsidwa ntchito kusonyeza kusakhulupirira pa kupusa kwa wina kapena chisankho choipa. Ndi njira yopereka chiweruzo pazochita za anthu ena.

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ZOCHITA

BISLY = 'koma ndikukukondani!'. Mpira wa Rubber / Getty

KUKHALA - Koma ndimakukondani

Slang acronym imagwiritsidwa ntchito ngati chikondi chosewera, nthawi zambiri pazokambirana pa Intaneti. Zingagwiritsidwe ntchito kutanthawuza kuti "palibe chovuta", kapena "tidakali mabwenzi", kapena "sindimakonda zomwe mwangoyankhula, koma sindidzakutsutsa. amadziwana bwino.

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TYVM

TY = 'Zikomo'. Lorenz-Palma / Getty

TYVM - Zikomo Kwambiri

Ili ndi mawonekedwe achizoloŵezi, otchulidwa makalata anayi.

Onaninso: TY - Zikomo

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GTG

GTG = 'zabwino kupita!'. Skelley / Getty

GTG - Ndibwino Kupita

Komanso: GTG - Ndiyenera Kupita

GTG ndi njira yonena kuti "Ndine wokonzeka" kapena "ndife okonzeka". Ndizofala pamene mauthenga akukonzekera chochitika cha gulu, ndipo chirichonse chiri mu dongosolo.

  • Mwachitsanzo, Wogwiritsa Ntchito 1: Kodi mwapeza popanga pikisitiki?
  • Mwachitsanzo, Wogwiritsa ntchito 2: Amangogwiritsa ntchito mabasi kenako GTG.

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LOL (LOLZ, LAWLZ)

'LOL' = 'Kuseka Loud'. Kuehn / Getty

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

Ndiponso: LOLZ - Laughing Out Loud

Ndiponso: LAWLZ - Laughing Out Loud (mu leetspeak spelling)

Komanso: PMSL - P * ndikudzidodometsa ndekha

Monga ROFL, LOL imagwiritsiridwa ntchito kufotokozera zosangalatsa komanso kuseka. Mwinamwake ndiwotchulidwa kawirikawiri wa uthenga waumagwiritsidwe ntchito masiku ano.

Mudzaonanso kusiyana kwakukulu monga LOLZ (tsamba la LOL, ROFL (Kugubuduza Pansi Pansi), ndi ROFLMAO (Kupalasa pansi, Kuseka Kwanga). Ku United Kingdom, PMSL imatchuka kwambiri ndi LOL.

"LOL" ndi "LOLZ" nthawi zambiri zimatchulidwa zonsezi, koma zingatanthauzenso "lol" kapena "lolz". Zonsezi zimatanthauza chinthu chomwecho. Khalani osamala kuti musamapeze ziganizo zonse muzowonjezereka, monga momwe izo zimatengedwa mopanda ulemu kufuula.

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BRB

BRB = "bwereranso". Getty

BRB - Bwerani Kumbuyo

Awa ndi mawu a mlongo kwa 'bio' ndi 'afk'. BRB ikutanthauza kuti muyenera kusiya foni kapena kompyuta kwa mphindi zingapo, koma mubwerere mwamsanga. BRB nthawi zambiri imakhala pamodzi ndi mtundu wina wa kufotokoza mwamsanga chifukwa chake mukuchoka:

  • mwachitsanzo BRB doorbell
  • Mwachitsanzo, galu wa brb ayenera kutuluka
  • mwachitsanzo brb bio
  • Mwachitsanzo, ana a BRB anapanga chisokonezo
  • Mwachitsanzo BRB - stovu ikungoyenda
  • Mwachitsanzo brb wina ali pamzere wina

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OATUS

OATUS = 'pa phunziro losagwirizana kwambiri'. Vedfelt / Getty

OATUS - Pa Nkhani Yopanda Kugwirizana

"OATUS" ndi "Pa Nkhani Yopanda Chiyanjano". Iyi ndi intaneti yochepetsera nkhani yokambirana. OATUS imagwiritsidwa ntchito pafupipafupi pa intaneti, kumene kukambirana kumeneku kwasintha kwa maminiti angapo, koma mukufuna kusintha njira ya zokambiranazo, nthawi zambiri chifukwa chinachake chachitika kwa inu.

Chitsanzo cha ntchito ya OATUS:

  • (Wophunzira 1) Sindikusamala zomwe Steve Jobs akunena, Apulo ndilokutseketsa pulogalamu yathu * ndipo * amakana kuvomereza kuti tikufuna kukhala ndi zida za Flash ndi USB.
  • (Wothandizira 2) Eya, koma apulo apangabe mafoni apamwamba kwambiri ndi mapiritsi a slate. Ndipo mukhoza kupeza hardware kuti ndikupatseni madoko a USB
  • (User 3) Guys, OATUS: Ndikufuna thandizo ndi Firefox yanga.
  • (Wolemba 2) Kodi chinachake cholakwika ndi Firefox yanu (User 3) Sitsimikiziranso. Zimandipatsa uthenga wolakwika pamene ndimayesa kulowa mu Hotmail yanga.

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BBIAB

BBIAB = 'bwereranso'. Stock Colors / Getty

BBIAB - Bwererani Pang'ono (onaninso: BRB - Be Right Back)

BBIAB ndi njira ina yonena kuti 'AFK' (kutali ndi makina). Awa ndi mau aulemu omwe ogwiritsa ntchito amagwiritsa ntchito kunena kuti akuchoka kutali ndi makompyuta awo kwa mphindi zingapo. Pogwiritsa ntchito zokambirana, ndi mwaufulu kunena kuti 'Sindidzayankha kwa mphindi zingapo, popeza ndikulephera'.

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ROFL (ROFLMAO)

ROFL = 'akugwedeza pansi kuseka'. Pierre / Getty

ROFL - Kutsegula pa Floor, Kuseka

Komanso: ROFLMAO - Kutsegula pa Floor, kuseka My * ss Off

ROFL "ndizogwiritsidwa ntchito ponena za kuseka." Zimaimira "Kupalasa pansi, Kuseka." Mudzaonanso kusiyana kwakukulu monga LOL (Laughing Out Loud), ndi ROFLMAO (Kutamba pa Floor, kuseka Mys ss Off).
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WTB (WTT)

WTB = 'akufuna kugula'. Jamie Grill / Getty

WTB - Mukufuna Kugula

Komanso: WTT - Akufuna Kuchita Malonda

Izi ndizoseketsa, zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito ku jibe kapena kuseketsa wina. 'WTB osakhala aulesi ogwira ntchito kuntchito' kungakhale njira yododometsa yowauza anzako kuti ali osowa. 'WTB moyo' ndi njira yowonetsera kuti sindine wosangalala.

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O RLY

O RLY - O, Zoonadi?

"O RLY", ("oh kwenikweni") ndiyankhidwe yotsutsa poyikira kukayikira, kukhumudwitsidwa, kapena kusakhulupirika kwa wogwiritsa ntchito pa intaneti. Mungagwiritse ntchito mawuwa pamene wina akupanga mawu okayikitsa kapena zabodza, ndipo mukufuna kuyankha mwachidwi kukhwima lawo lodziwika bwino.


Mawu ofanana ndi akuti "O KULULA" ndi "OSALAMA!" (palibe njira!) ndi "YA RLY" (eya, kwenikweni).


"O RLY" kawirikawiri amatchulidwa zonsezi, koma angathenso kuti "O Rly" kapena "o rly". Mabaibulo onse amatanthauza chinthu chomwecho. Khalani osamala kuti musamapeze ziganizo zonse muzowonjezereka, monga momwe izo zimatengedwa mopanda ulemu kufuula.


Pamene ntchito ya "O RLY" imakhala ndi zinthu zosangalatsa, imakhala yolakwika, choncho samalani kuti musagwiritse ntchito mawuwa nthawi zambiri, kuti musadziwike kuti ndi intaneti. Gwiritsani ntchito mawuwa mochepa, ndipo pokhapokha ngati wogwiritsa ntchito pa intaneti akunena zachinyengo kapena zabodza, ndipo mungathe kutsimikizira.

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RL

RL = 'moyo weniweni'. GCShutter / Getty

RL - Real Life

Komanso: IRL - Mu Real Life

RL ndi IRL amagwiritsidwa ntchito poyang'ana moyo wa munthu kunja kwa zokambirana. Kuyankhulana kwa makompyuta ndi imelo: RL imatanthawuzira moyo kutali ndi makompyuta, ndipo mawuwa akuwonjezera chisangalalo chofotokozera.

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NVM

NVM = 'osazindikira konse' / 'kusalabadira'. Ndimakonda Zithunzi / Getty

NVM - Osamvetsetsa

Komanso: NM - Musamvetsere

Mawu awa amagwiritsidwa ntchito kunena "chonde osanyalanyaza funso langa lomalizira / ndemanga", kawirikawiri chifukwa wothandizira anapeza yankho pamasekondi atatha kutumiza funso loyambirira.


Chitsanzo cha ntchito ya NVM:

  • (Wothandizira 1): Hayi, ndingasinthe bwanji foni yanga kuti ndisonyeze chithunzi chanu pamene mukuyitana?
  • (Wogwiritsa ntchito 2): Kodi mwayang'ana mndandanda wa mndandanda wa makalata?
  • (Wophunzira 1): nvm, ndazipeza! Icho chinali pachiwonetsero chomaliza!
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BFF

BFF = 'mabwenzi abwino, kwanthawizonse'. Fuse / Getty

BFF - Mabwenzi Abwino, Kwamuyaya

BFF ndi mawonekedwe a chikondwerero chojambulidwa m'zaka za m'ma 2100. BFF imagwiritsidwa ntchito mobwerezabwereza ngati atsikana akufotokozera atsikana omwe amaganiza kuti ali ndi zaka zambiri kuti afotokoze kugwirizana. BFF imagwiritsidwanso ntchito ndi amuna kuti aziseka ponena izi makamaka-akazi. Mawu awa amagwiritsidwa ntchito pokhapokha mu mawonekedwe apamwamba kapena otsika pamene akuyimira mu imelo kapena uthenga wamphindi.

BFF ili ndi zilembo zingapo zofanana:
  • BF (Chibwenzi)
  • GF (Chibwenzi)

Zithunzi zina zomwe anthu ambiri amagwiritsa ntchito pa mauthenga pa intaneti ndi awa:

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IIRC

IIRC = 'ngati ndikukumbukira bwino'. Chris Ryan / Getty

IIRC - Ngati Ndikukumbukira Moyenera

IIRC imagwiritsidwa ntchito poyankha funso lomwe simukulidziŵa, kapena pamene mukufuna kupanga malingaliro achindunji kumene simukukayikira za zoona zanu.
Mwachitsanzo: Wophunzira: Wikileaks ndi za boma, oir.
Mwachitsanzo Mtumiki: IIRC, simungathe kupereka misonkho pa intaneti popanda ndondomeko yapadera imene mumalandira.
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WRT

WRT = 'polemekeza'. Lovric / Getty

WRT - Ponena za

Komanso: IRT - Muzolowera ku

WRT amagwiritsidwa ntchito pofotokoza nkhani yeniyeni yomwe ikukambidwa, makamaka zothandiza pamene zokambiranazo zikuyenda mosiyana, ndipo munthuyo akufuna kuika gawo limodzi pa phunzirolo.

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OTOH

OTOH = 'kumbali inayo'. Bradbury / Getty

OTOH - Pa Dzanja Lina

"OTOH" ndi slang acronym for "On the Other Hand". Amagwiritsidwa ntchito pamene munthu akufuna kulemba zinthu kumbali zonse za mkangano

"OTOH" nthawi zambiri imatchulidwa zonsezi, koma ingatanthauzenso "otoh". Mabaibulo onse amatanthauza chinthu chomwecho. Khalani osamala kuti musamapeze ziganizo zonse muzowonjezereka, monga momwe izo zimatengedwa mopanda ulemu kufuula.

Chitsanzo cha ntchito ya OTOH:

  • (wogwiritsa ntchito yoyamba :) Ndikuganiza kuti muyenera kugula kompyuta i7 yatsopano. Makina anu amakono akuyamwa.
  • (wothandizira wachiwiri :) Mkazi wanga angandiphe ine ngati ndakhala 2 wamkulu pamakompyuta atsopano.
  • (wothandizira wachiwiri, kachiwiri :) OTOH, angakonde makina ofulumira m'nyumba, ngati ndikhoza kumupeza kuti apange mapulogalamu apakatikati.
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ASL

ASL = 'msinkhu wanu, kugonana, ndi malo?'. Pekic / Getty

ASL = Funso: Mbadwo Wanu / Kugonana / Malo?

ASL ndi funso lodzidzimutsa limene limapezeka pazokambirana za pa intaneti. Ndi momwe ogwiritsira ntchito nthawi zonse amayesa kuzindikira mosadziwika ngati ndinu mwamuna kapena mkazi, ndipo ngati muli mu msinkhu wawo.

A / S / L nthawi zambiri amatchulidwa ngati "lower / a /" kapena "asl" pofuna kumasula. Mawindo otsika ndi otsika amatanthauza chinthu chomwecho.

Pali tanthauzo lapadera pamene wina akufunsani ASL. Ndithudi, werengani zambiri za zomwe zidalembedwa ndi ASL pano .

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KUDZIWA

WUT = 'ndi chiyani'

Wut ndi wamakono wamakono omwe akunena kuti 'ndi chiyani'. Mofanana ndi momwe mungagwiritsire ntchito 'zomwe' muzokambirana tsiku ndi tsiku, 'wut' akhoza tsopano kulisintha kuti ikhale yosalemba mameseji ndikulankhulana. Mungathe kugwiritsa ntchito 'wut' ngati funso, kapena ngati mutu wa mawu. Inde, mawu awa amapangitsa aphunzitsi a Chingerezi kukhala ochepa.

Zitsanzo za wut monga mawu olembedwa :

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IMHO (IMO)

IMHO = 'mu maganizo anga odzichepetsa'. Chithunzi cha Banki / Getty

IMHO - Mu Lingaliro Langa Lodzichepetsa

Komanso: JMHO - Lingaliro Langa Lomodzi Lodzichepetsa

Ndiponso: IMO - Mu Lingaliro Langa

IMHO amagwiritsidwa ntchito kusonyeza kudzichepetsa panthaŵi imodzimodziyo kupereka uphungu kapena kutsutsana pazokambirana pa intaneti. IMHO imatchulidwanso muzithunzi zonse monga imho.

Mwachitsanzo Mtumiki 1: IMHO, muyenera kuyendetsa galimoto yaying'ono m'malo mwa zofiira.

Mwachitsanzo, Wophunzira 2: Anthu ambiri amaganiza kuti ndiwotchi, koma IMHO, Lady Gaga ndi wochita masewera olimbitsa thupi amene amapereka mankhwala othandiza.

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PMFJI

PFMJI = 'ndikhululukireni chifukwa chodumphira'. PeopleImages / Getty

PMFJI - Ndikhululukireni chifukwa cholowera

Komanso: PMJI - Pepani Kulowa Kwanga

"PMFJI" ndi "Ndikhululukireni Chifukwa Cholowa". Iyi ndi intaneti yothamangira kukambirana mwaulemu. PMFJI imagwiritsidwa ntchito nthawi zambiri mukakhala mumsewu wodzakambirana ndi anthu ena ambiri, ndipo mukufuna mwaulemu kuwonjezera zokambirana zomwe zinayamba kuchitika popanda inu.

PMFJI ikhoza kulembedwa muzithunzi zonse kapena zozizwitsa zonse; Mabaibulo onsewa amatanthauza chinthu chomwecho. Onetsetsani kuti musamapeze ziganizo zonse muzomwe mukuchita, kuti musayesedwe kuti mukufuula pa intaneti.

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YMMV

YMMV = 'Miyendo Yanu Ikhoza Kutha'. Baldwin / Getty

YMMV - Ma Mileage Anu Amatha Kutha

Mawu awa amagwiritsidwa ntchito kunena kuti zotsatira ndi zosiyana kwa aliyense.

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MEGO

MEGO = 'maso anga agwedezeka'. Pelaez / Getty

Maso Anga Akuwala

MEGO "ndilo mawu akuti" Maso Anga Akuwotchera ". Ndi njira yonena kuti" izi zimasangalatsa kwambiri "kapena" izi ndi njira zothandizira kuti aliyense azisamalire. "

Chitsanzo cha ntchito ya MEGO:

  • (woyamba kugwiritsa ntchito :) Ayi, chifukwa masewerawo amagwiritsira ntchito ma-roll, dongosololi limakhudza ndi kugunda kwachitsulo pa (X + Y) *% uptime basis. Muyenera kugawaniza pa nthawi yonse ya nkhondo, kuti pakhale mphindi imodzi ya masekondi asanu ndi limodzi mphindi 60 iliyonse.
  • (mtumiki wachiwiri :) wokondedwa mulungu. MEGO!
  • (mtumiki wachitatu :) ROFL! MEGO ndikulondola!
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Zikiti

'Cricket' = 'chete, bwanji palibe wina akuyankha kwa ine?'. Sayansi Photo Library / Getty

'Crickets' (nthawi zambiri amatchulidwa monga '') ndi njira yodzinenera kuti 'chifukwa chiyani palibe yemwe akuyankha kwa ine pano mukulankhulana?'.

Mungagwiritse ntchito mawu awa mukakhala pa masewera a masewera kapena pa intaneti, ndipo mwafunsa funso koma simunamvepo yankho.

Chitsanzo cha Crickets: